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With any luck, I'll soon have enough material for a Broadway show!
"Toothaches On Parade" starring Joan Rivers and Kermit
the Frog!
Actually, we can thank Barb for this, because I believe it was
Barb who said, "You idiot! Are you crazy?! You're still seeing
the same dentist?! You must be nuts! What were you thinking?"
and I sensed that Barb was trying to tell me something, so I changed
dentists, and I went in to be X-rayed, and the very next morning,
I woke up with a toothache, I kid you not, an infection over my
first premolar on the upper left side (yes, I know, it sounds like
a neighborhood in New York!) and I couldn't bite down, and I thought,
"Is every dental office in the city contaminated?!"
Well...what to do? What to do now? Don't think that just because
we're homeopaths that we don't get scared! My confidence level drops
to zero when it comes to an infection in or surrounding a tooth!
I thought and I thought. What did I take the last time? I remembered
when Causticum saved me from another horrible infection that was
on the Upper Left Side about 2 years ago, so I decided to try Causticum.
Bull's-eye!!!!
I couldn't believe it! I took one dose of Causticum 200C and three
hours later I was eating breakfast with no sign of an infection
at all, and I never needed to repeat it, there was never a recurrence,
which suggests that it really was caused by the dental office--meaning,
of recent origin--not a chronic state, or the results would not
have been so swift and final! Amazing! This inevitably would have
been a case for antibiotics and all the suffering and expense that
goes along with it; such suffering that I can't even take antibiotics
anymore, they cause such digestive distress--the days of Penicillin
are over, folks! I tried to take Penicillin two years ago for an
infection and it did nothing! "No wonder it's so cheap,"
I thought, "$4.00 a bottle!" I then paid, get this, $100.00
a bottle for Amoxicillin, which immediately gave me a stomach ache,
so that was the end of that, and luckily, after studying the Teeth
and Mouth chapters of the Homeopathic Repertory, I came up with
Nitric acid, which worked in 20 minutes, and that was the most serious
dental infection I ever had, the whole left side of the roof of
my mouth was swollen with an abscess, and the Repertory rubric I
used, in case anybody's wondering, was: Mouth, swelling, gums, gums
between cheeks and teeth--Nit-ac., the only remedy--that made it
easy! Of course, finding the rubric wasn't easy. I had probably
already tried Mercurius, Silica, Hepar sulph., etc., to no avail.
But our story does not end here, unfortunately; because a week
ago I was brushing my teeth and said, "Whoa! Wait a minute,
something's wrong here!" The upper right distal molar was in
pain from tooth-brushing, and once again I was faced with the necessity
of finding a remedy to nip this impending disaster in the bud! What
could it be now? I faintly recollected having used Pyrogen for the
Upper Right Side the last time I had an infection there, so...Pyrogen
30C, and once again, unbelievably:
Bull's-eye!
It was absolutely the right remedy; actually, I do remember having
started with Hepar sulph. but, it didn't work.
So once again, I'm back out on the street; see you next time in
Part !V, ladies and gentlemen! (Elaine, bite your tongue! And then
take Hypericum.)
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