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materia medica. (Hey, this must be my remedy!) Sweet, selfless,
concerned about others, sympathetic...it all fits! Worse from heat
and the sun, ailments from sun exposure--I hate the sun! Easily
chilled and over-heated, like Mercurius--that's me!
Nat-carb.'s big issue is assimilation! They can't assimilate certain
people, they can't assimilate certain foods...certain foods just
don't digest, they sit there. Gas and bloating is the result. Milk
is the worst (I've never liked milk!). They may have gas and bloating
or diarrhea from milk. They may crave starchy foods but develop
gas and bloating from them. You may be thinking, "This case
must be Lycopodium!" But you don't see the 4-8 PM aggravation
time, and Nat-carb. could never be the braggart and bully that Lycopodium
can be!
They can't "stomach" certain people either. Certain people--obnoxious
people, offensive people, aggressive people--offend them. They do
their best to avoid stressful people and stressful situations. Nat-carbs
monitor the environment for things that might distress them so they
can avoid them.
They are very refined, delicate, polite, soft, philosophical, composed,
intellectual, stoic, dignified, unobtrusive, quiet, all the things
that I am, basically. There's a narrow range of things they can
tolerate, whether it's temperature, food, friends or music. They're
easily put-off. They can't tolerate certain stimuli, like noise
or a certain kind of music.... "Turn it off!" they might
say, or, "Hey! You call that music? What's the matter with
you? Those aren't even real instruments! The record label was too
cheap to hire musicians, and where's the arrangement? They were
too cheap to hire arrangers! Why do you put up with this? Why do
you allow yourselves to be duped by big business interests, perpetuating
an 'anything-for-money' fraud in popular music?"
[Elaine! Elaine, quick, breathe into this
paper bag and gaze at your poster of Dionne Warwick!]

OK, OK. Good idea. Dionne Warwick...Dionne Warwick....
[Repeat after me:
Do you know the way to San Jose...]
I've been away so long, I might go wrong and lose
my way
[Do you know the way to San Jose]
I'm going back to find some piece of mind in San Jose
LA is a great big freeway, put a hundred down and buy a car
In a week, maybe two, they'll make you a star, weeks turn into years,
how quick they pass
and all the stars that never were are parking cars and pumping gas...
[You can really breathe in San Jose]
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
[Can't wait to get back to San Jose]
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!
OK, I'm fine, Dr. B, thanks!
[Are you sure?]
Yes, not a problem! As I was saying....
[No, no, forget what you were saying! They
don't like noise, OK? Now try to move on from there and by the way,
you might want to try Sulphur!]
Right, so anyway....they're easily offended.
[I think we've assimilated that.]
It's their narrow range of tolerance that's thematic here.
You might look at Nat-carb. as a combination of Calc-carb., Nat-mur.,
Lycopodium and Mercurius. They are mild, down-to-earth, sensible
and practical and loving and giving with their family like Calc-carb.
They have the sensitivity, introversion and perfectionism of Nat-mur.,
the gas and bloating of Lycopodium and the narrow range of temperature
tolerance of Mercurius.
They're cheerful. If anything is troubling them, they won't let
you know. They don't want to be a burden.
The digestion is weak and the ankles are weak too with easy dislocation
and spraining.
Always eating, always nibbling. Eating ameliorates.
(News flash: The Brownie Diet doesn't work!)
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